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Donald J. Trump Elected 45th President of the United States

What can be described as one of the biggest upsets in American Political History, Donald J. Trump, Businessman, Television Celebrity producer and political underdog, has been elected 45th President of the United States.

Winning 270  out of the 538 available Electoral Votes, Donald Trump soared past Hillary Clinton late Tuesday night, as final ballots were counted in the states of California, Washington and Nevada.

“We did not see this one coming” said long time Democrat, Maddy Stevens, resident of Oakland California. ” Our thought was that Hillary, despite her troubles these past few days, would ultimately win”.

With banks, entertainment, intelligence, media,  arms companies, foreign money, united behind Hillary Clinton, it was thought that Trump would have little or no chance of winning tonight’s election.

Flanked by son’s Eric and and Donald Jr., Donald Trump spoke to an elated crowd of supportors after hearing of his win.

“I would like to thank the People of the United States and all of the Trump supporters who have stood behind this campaign for the past 15 months”, exuded Trump as his wife Melanie and family looked on.

“The era of crooked politics is over. the swamp will be drained and we will return to the level of Greatness that has made America the nation that it is known to be.”

“Our Commitment  to the people of the United States, is to Make America safer again, stronger again and, yes, Great again”.

Minutes after hearing of her crushing defeat by Trump, Hillary Clinton was escorted out of the New York Wisteria Hotel where hundreds of disappointed supporters weeped, and  gasped over the news that Donald Trump secured the necessary number of electoral votes to win the 2016 election.

FBI agents encircled Hillary Clinton’s motorcade and extracted the humiliated candidate from her car. She was later booked for treason, racketeering, and espionage at the New York City Police Station.

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