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Donald J. Trump Elected 45th President of the United States

What can be described as one of the biggest upsets in American Political History, Donald J. Trump, Businessman, Television Celebrity producer and political underdog, has been elected 45th President of the United States.

Winning 270  out of the 538 available Electoral Votes, Donald Trump soared past Hillary Clinton late Tuesday night, as final ballots were counted in the states of California, Washington and Nevada.

“We did not see this one coming” said long time Democrat, Maddy Stevens, resident of Oakland California. ” Our thought was that Hillary, despite her troubles these past few days, would ultimately win”.

With banks, entertainment, intelligence, media,  arms companies, foreign money, united behind Hillary Clinton, it was thought that Trump would have little or no chance of winning tonight’s election.

Flanked by son’s Eric and and Donald Jr., Donald Trump spoke to an elated crowd of supportors after hearing of his win.

“I would like to thank the People of the United States and all of the Trump supporters who have stood behind this campaign for the past 15 months”, exuded Trump as his wife Melanie and family looked on.

“The era of crooked politics is over. the swamp will be drained and we will return to the level of Greatness that has made America the nation that it is known to be.”

“Our Commitment  to the people of the United States, is to Make America safer again, stronger again and, yes, Great again”.

Minutes after hearing of her crushing defeat by Trump, Hillary Clinton was escorted out of the New York Wisteria Hotel where hundreds of disappointed supporters weeped, and  gasped over the news that Donald Trump secured the necessary number of electoral votes to win the 2016 election.

FBI agents encircled Hillary Clinton’s motorcade and extracted the humiliated candidate from her car. She was later booked for treason, racketeering, and espionage at the New York City Police Station.

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BREAKING: EX-APPRENTICE #SUMMERZERVOS PAID $500,000 BY @GLORIAALLRED TO ACCUSE TRUMP, DEAL WENT TO OTHERS TOO
BREAKING: INSIDE @FOXNEWS SOURCES CONFIRM HOST @MEGYNKELLY SUPPORTS @HILLARYCLINTON, LIED ABOUT EX-BOSS ROGER AILES
STUMPED: LYING MEDIA ACCIDENTALLY CONFIRM ON VIDEO THAT TRUMP ACCUSERS ARE FULL OF SH*T
DESPERATE: LYING MEDIA TROTS OUT EX-MISS FINLAND AS YET ANOTHER TRUMP ACCUSER WITH OBVIOUSLY FAKE & POINTLESS STORY

 

Stephen Hawking

FAKE NEWS: Stephen Hawking Warns Against Voting for Hillary Clinton and Points to Ancient Mayan Prophesies

Famous Astrophysicist and  lecturer Steven Hawking recently came out of retirement to warn Americans about voting for Hillary Clinton for President.

Considered the smartest man alive, Steven Hawking warned that if Hillary Clinton becomes president, the universe and all that is in it would fall out of serious cosmic alignment.  He quoted ancient Mayan text which spoke of the end times when a great fire breathing dragon would emerge from the sea and consume all that was around it including other horrible creatures and creepy crawly things.

“and in these times, a dangerous beast with eyes like fire and teeth like knives would ascend on the land consuming all things seen and not seen.  The beast will first  inhabit the lands by taking things which was not his and giving up it’s very own offspring in order to conquer the supreme nations of the earth”.

The Mayan text continues, mumbles Hawking, “and once the nations of the Earth are consumed and the moon and the stars fall into the abyss, all matter dark and light will descend into the pit of the ancients where nothing can be seen or not seen”.

Hawking has always been neutral when it comes to politics so his opinions and theories have always been accepted as fact by both his supporters and antagonist.

Could Hillary Clinton be the beast spoken of in these ancient Mayan texts, no one can be sure. It is interesting however, how the Mayans have been correct in their prophesies time and time again.

The following is an abbreviated list of several Mayan prophesies which have come true:

“Time will eventually stand still” – ( London’s Big Ben stoped working in 1978 for two days).

“The Emperor will wear no clothes”.  (Rome fell in in 578 AD)

“The Sky will darken and turn to Night”  ( We have seen countless total eclipses since the prophecy).

“An Eagle will land” (Mankind made it to the moon).

“The End is Near but nay not in the year 2012”  (We almost saw the end of the World in 2012″

“A great king of the mighty earth will rise and screw harlots in his office” (Bill Clinton)

” A spring of knowledge will emerge from the deep and expose the wicked” (Wikileaks (maybe)

“In the final days of election karma, the Pigs will fly”  (FBI announces they will  reopen Hillary Clinton’s email case).


 

Is Hillary the cause of the growing discord happening in the cosmos? Will the planet Niburu finally reach the earth and destroy it as many on the internet are suggesting?  Are the Clinton’s part of the alien conspiracy and reptilian ran Illuminati?

We will all find out in just 11 days.

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Why it does not matter what is said. It’s all about who we think said it.

Secretary Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have very different views on just about everything. Jimmy Kimmel always wonders about whether people are really paying attention to those issues or not. For the most part, he thinks it doesn’t matter what a candidate says, it just matters which candidate says it. To put this theory to the test, Jimmy Kimmel asked diehard members of Team Hillary if they agreed with some stuff Hillary has said. But the quotes  asked about were not from Hillary, they were actually quotes from Donald Trump. So check out if these Democrats agree with Donald Trump?

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Random Emails




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